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DrAminove3364 karma

How do New Zealanders practice safe sex?

They mark a cross on the sheep that kick.

DrAminove2211 karma

And this guy's name? Rampart.

DrAminove1276 karma

Just make sure it's private or protected. No one likes getting fucked in public.

DrAminove1215 karma

Alternatively, if the NSA had written the function

function hasNSAWiretap(citizen) {
  logIPaddress(citizen);
  infiltrateMachine(citizen);
  monitorBrowsingHistory(citizen);
  fuck(citizen);
  return false;
}