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Which donut is the most dangerous and which gun has the most calories?

Hi boys!

When I was 10 I lived on a navy base in Iceland and you guys were doing a meet and greet at the mall 45 mins away. My parents were planning to take me to meet you but something came up and we couldn’t go. I’ve never forgiven them.

Anyway, now I’m turning 30 on Friday, the day Jackass Forever comes out. My question is will you wish me a badass happy 30th bday?

Thanks!
Kristi

ETA: added a photo of me at age 10

ETA: photo of me now. thank god for puberty