Dontdothatfucker

Plus it’s made of coconuts instead of babies, so it’s sustainable

I am guessing a day of work for you requires good nutrition and hydration. Do you have favorite pre and post meals or snacks?

TIL the only people who get in Ubers, are the drivers.

Hello!!

How did you know you had a knack for this? Do you ever get embarrassed by something you’re writing? Do you usually write about kinks you aren’t into?

Thanks!!

Dead on. I imagine that his kid was probably like “dad, would you answer a few strangers questions about your time as an American Gladiator?” He probably said sure, not realizing that ann AMA is an immediate thing on Reddit.