DontOpenTilXmas

Sounds like you got to your destination faster than you thought. Should be thanking them.

We never will.

I knew this would be a commercial, I did not think it would be a car commercial.

As insane and draconian as that may be, you don't want to lose more years of your life.

I think the 2 years was for the drug dealing. He was given the chance to be spared of prison time on the condition he didn't fuck up. He decided to fuck up anyway. Got punishment for his original crime. It's not 2 years for failing a drug test lol.

Not the hard hitting reporter doing this AMA, but I think you are absolutely right. After 9/11, there was SO MUCH FOCUS on the concept of the anti-Christ. It was huge. I was younger, and maybe it was being aimed at me, but I couldn't go online without stumbling on something about the "anti-Christ". When Obama first got elected, the stories started popping up once again. I remember reading a several page long article explaining why Obama might be the anti-Christ, and even though I had outgrown the paranormal stuff like that (Because they are childrens stories) they actually made some good points (assuming the passages they were quoting were real).

I remember the big one, that one that hooked me (I was a teenager, give me a break) was that when the anti-Christ took power, or in the early days of his power, everyone would need "the mark of the beast". Something in your hand or forehead that you "cannot buy or sell without". Then a few months later they started talking about RFID chips, and how you could use them like credit cards. I legit believed the end of the world was coming. I... wasn't smart.