Donkeyslapper84

Damn, for 2000 dollars he could have got fucked but instead of getting fucked he got fucked. Fuck.

"As far as I know, my pole can't take that much weight."

Best quote ITT

I read in an article that you don't sterilize the venom before injecting it, why don't you sterilize it?

And, do you have trouble walking with those enormous balls of yours?

Have your other senses become sharper/better due to deafness?

Do you see science being able to restore your hearing in your lifetime?

Edit: proof?

I knew I'd find a fellow prison break fan here.