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DoinItDirty627 karma

You know, I couldn't help but read the title of your AMA in a giddy voice. Is working in a peanut butter factory as happy a place to work as I imagine it being?

DoinItDirty442 karma

I miss DeMarcus Ware... Like the desert misses the rain.

DoinItDirty153 karma

Now Cookie Monster, if I remember correctly, you had a brief stint as Vegetable Monster. Was this an instance of a public rebranding attempt or an identity crisis, as it were?

Edit: What a great day

DoinItDirty86 karma

Well ya don't want to be careless about the deadly snake venom you inject into your veins!

DoinItDirty85 karma

Why no earlier?