DoctorCarty

Hey, gang! Been a fan for a few years now in my young life, but have yet to have a chance to see you guys, so two questions:

1. Are you coming to New Jersey within the next millennium?
2. How's this rumored "new record" coming along? Any secrets you'd care to nod?

Thanks for the great tunes about coffee and shit!

Your perfect new solo album aside, what actually happened to Fake Problems, the world's first ever band? Is it over? Is anything in the works? What happened?

Can you be my dad? Also what happened to that "Old Friends" song Fakey P's played back in like 2014?