Doc-in-a-box188 karma2014-11-20 02:21:48 UTC
Are You Fucking Sorry?
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Doc-in-a-box20 karma2016-01-12 14:22:31 UTC
Here's the joke:
Cardiac surgeon brings his motorcycle into the shop, and he and the mechanic strike up a conversation.
Mechanic says, you know, we aren't that different. The engine is very much like a heart--both have intakes and outputs, valves, and basically runs the whole machine. And yet, my annual income is $45,000 and yours is $850,000. That doesn't seem quite fair, does it?
To which the cardiac surgeon replied, "Yes, but do you ever work on the engine while it's running?"
Doc-in-a-box17 karma2014-11-20 02:20:14 UTC
Rule #1: Don't talk about haikus
Doc-in-a-box16 karma2018-02-18 04:39:46 UTC
Doc-in-a-box4 karma2014-11-20 02:13:53 UTC
Would you be willing to write a children's ballad about Barney dying a tragic and graphic death? I don't know if it ties in to your theme, but I'm hoping such a song will lift me up.
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