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Are You Fucking Sorry?

Here's the joke:

Cardiac surgeon brings his motorcycle into the shop, and he and the mechanic strike up a conversation.

Mechanic says, you know, we aren't that different. The engine is very much like a heart--both have intakes and outputs, valves, and basically runs the whole machine. And yet, my annual income is $45,000 and yours is $850,000. That doesn't seem quite fair, does it?

To which the cardiac surgeon replied, "Yes, but do you ever work on the engine while it's running?"

Rule #1: Don't talk about haikus

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Weight loss

Alcohol reduction/moderation

Salt reduction

Regular aerobic exercise