Dlgredael

Planning your day out like an adult and shit

Brb lighting my house on fire.

When you're a comedian, everybody wants you to do things besides comedy. They say, 'OK, you're a stand-up comedian -- can you act? Can you write? Write us a script!'. It's as though if I were a cook and I worked my ass off to become a good cook, they said, 'All right, you're a cook -- can you farm?'

-Mitch Hedberg

Ahhh... cahptcka

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