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DjBminus439 karma

6,000,000,000 points to Hufflepuff!

DjBminus40 karma

Trust me as a mentor of many high achieving teens and college students stick around and have fun in college for another year or two with people your age. Unless you really, really don't want to for some reason. Everyone I know who has graduated early and rushed on has regretted it. I'm 32 btw and have self-published and ghost-written sci-fi, historical fiction, and non-fiction in my 20s. Congrats on finishing book 1!

DjBminus37 karma

I think it is technically in Pleasant Hill

DjBminus26 karma

Virtual reality tentacle porn can be watched on your cell phone while sitting at Starbucks with a vibrating toy in your butt and when you are ready to finish you can go into the bathroom and pull an artificial pussy shaped like your favorite pornstar's genitals out of your pocket and fuck it while live streaming it on Facebook or Twitch and people will pay you just to watch in encrypted currency that may be worth as much as 100x as much as it is today in a few weeks. Welcome home sir. Welcome home

DjBminus3 karma

He's rich