Dizzydsmith

Yeah, I figured as much... Probably because I just made that shit up. By the way, I know Dad bod is a HUGE trend right now, and obviously you're a little out of the loop considering you have rock hard abs, so if you need a hot dad bod for the new Magic Mike- I'm your man!

Edit: obligatory thanks for my first reddit gold! Also, Chatum has agreed to have me featured in the next Jump Street movie! (Chatum, message me for details)

Is it true that in 7th grade you got in a fight because you wore an "I hate pizza" shirt to school?

If you have a firearm, you should ALWAYS know where it's at. If you forgot it was in your bag, you could just as easily forget that it's on the table and within your kids reach.

There is no way he went to jail for 6 months because of this alone, there had to be other stuff involved. It's actually a $10k fine (loaded firearm) that can be greatly reduced in court. It's very rare for anyone to have to pay the maximum fine, unless they have a bad criminal history.

Seems like a great way to network. What's the most money you've ever seen someone spend? Any celeb stories?