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DirtyT92155 karma

Were you already married at that time? If so, how pissed was your wife?

DirtyT92140 karma

I feel you. Not of the same caliber, but I got hit in the forehead by a mortar (just one of those giant fireworks in shows) on New Years a few years ago. I ruined the party, but nobody was mad, and now I look like Harry Potter! ¯_(ツ)_/¯

DirtyT9244 karma

No kidding! My glasses saved me from being blind though. I definitely got lucky (as far as being hit by fireworks goes) haha

DirtyT929 karma

Relatively new to Reddit, how would I go about showing you? Do I have to make a imgur account and post a link? It's also not quite as cool as it sounds, just a weird scar coming up from my eyebrow.