Dick_Swellington_

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Dick_Swellington_546 karma

Even Ezekiel thinks that your mind is gone!

Dick_Swellington_100 karma

I've changed my mind. I'm going to have some lunch.

Dick_Swellington_13 karma

  1. How do you prevent nip slips? The very first time I ate at Tilted, when the Hostess bent down to get the menu, it was full tit on display. You know how a girls bra can open up.

  2. Do many customers drop things just to make you pick it up?

Dick_Swellington_10 karma

Thanks. I thought too that her bra was just to big. I was just caught off guard. First time trying the place, and completely flashed in the first 30 seconds. The second question I asked because I seen two different tables drop things on purpose. Rude bastards.

How do you keep those white knee highs clean? Are those schoolgirl shoes comfortable for a long shift?

Dick_Swellington_7 karma

I always wondered. I figured it had to be something 'not exciting'. Hey, at least you don't have to deal with the dreaded camel toe like Hooters girls. Thanks for answering my questions.