DiamondPup

If you told me in 2015 that next year I would learn about Ken Bone enjoying J.Law's asshole, I wouldn't have believed you.

2016 has redeemed itself.

This not only doesn't answer the question but is just a bunch of campaign platitudes. Is this really Beto O'Rourke or just some intern on his campaign? This almost reads like a subreddit simulator bot.

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Edit: To all the trump-bots trying to high-five me here: I'm not one of you. I hope all your guns get taken away.

Edit 2: To all the people who need guns in their lives to have erections and keep sending me "COME EN GET EM!": that's some tough talk for people who need a semi-automatic to feel safe. Home of the brave, huh? Lol relax, rambo.

This is not going well for u/X1X_Official. First they write idiotic responses justifying their legality (see below), then they plant accounts to ask promotional questions (see below) and now they're deleting their comments one after another. Oh boy. I hope this thread picks up some steam cause this is hilarious

Edit: Well, much like a dick in a porno shoot, looks like this AMA is about to wrap up.

Edit 2: Here's the main post since that's been deleted too:

Site link is: http://X1X.se

We have started X1X.se mostly inspired by Reddit. It has been online for the last 6 months and since then it gained major popularity from Reddit subreddits alone.

You know why? Because Reddit has the smartest members and communities of any other site out there. But that’s not all! They’re not only smarter but also highly demanding which is great - you choose quality over quantity (Why not both, right?). We thank you for not settling to 480p porn or crappy 5 min short porn videos. It’s 2015 after all... you can have the first Game of Thrones episodes ahead of the premiere but you can’t have a place to watch full scenes of your favorite porn in HD, for free? Now you can!

The last 2 weeks have been hard (harder than any rough porn you've ever watched) for X1X. We had multiple downtimes, all caused by the greedy porn producers (Yea, those guys that bitch how they can’t sell porn yet they drive Ferraris and live in beach mansions bigger than what bieber has).

Today we have finished migrating servers and we want everybody to know that their favorite HD porn is back. Now we’re on a damn expensive server that will keep the site up 99.99% of the time and stream the videos instantly. The site will now handle the enormous daily DDOs and millions of visitors that will come. Not even a Reddit frontpage can HOD it.

We want you to know the site is here to stay and will never angry you again with downtimes or slow speeds in the most inappropiate times. Your favorite porn site going down while being naughty is like the phone ringing while having sex, right? Anyway, X1X is almost better than sex. Or... probably better than sex. So go visit and then AMAA.

We want to thank everyone for spreading the word and choosing X1X. Special thanks to /r/Exxxtras, /r/internetisbeautiful, /r/nsfw_gifs and /r/tipofmypenis who have sent the most people on the site and showed their support. (Thank you folks, we were so glad we haven’t spent a lot of our time searching and filtering porn for no reason - we even did it on Christmas)

We also want to send our thanks for those who helped us create the mobile version of the site and sent tons of feedback. (The mobile version now let’s you fap on the go! While giving a job interview, buying groceries or while being out with your friends! - If not that then what's the places you fap with your mobile?)

Oh yea...

Site link is: http://X1X.se

Enjoy and AMAA! Feel free to send your porn request and we will fullfill it fast, just a special gift for Reddit community.

Proof: We have added a link on site that sends people here.

EDIT: Dear few people, stop complaining about free hd porn!

There's a certain, "Well, that's just Mitch," factor and no amount of talk will change minds

That is incredibly depressing.

Shots fired!...wait who's Randy West?