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DialMMM163 karma

Burritos are not calzones and hot dogs are not tacos.

DialMMM124 karma

Just train your pigeon to spring the trap by pecking a button when the prey is inside. Easy-peasy!

DialMMM73 karma

You should work out your left arm too, though.

DialMMM62 karma

Just blend in.

DialMMM60 karma

> who wants to drink 140,000 calories in a drink?

Uhhh, /r/gainit ?