DexRogue

This title is a bit misleading, it makes it sound like you're blaming Apple/Google for your company's failure.

I'm curious, what's the earning potential behind slapping some ads in a game and offering in-game purchases instead of a pricing model? I rarely buy games unless they are on sale anymore but I'll gladly watch an ad for stuff in-game. Following that, if I enjoy the game and a nice buff comes for $.99 I'll generally buy that.

Also, why no demo of your game? While $2 isn't much, it's a lot for a blind buy on a market of free games. I'm much more likely to buy a game if I play a little bit of it and enjoy it (or unlock the full content in game for the price).

Do you own one of these shirts?!

On a more serious note, have you considered prosthetic extensions?

When is Maxx going to roll out to the rest of the country? I want more than 5 up damn it.

Thinking along the lines of major power outtages

This would be highly unlikely as they are protected by NERC CIP. Not saying it can't happen but yeah.