DetroitsGoingToWin

You've been through an overwhelming change in your thought process and self image from an adolescence to the man you are today, what about you has stayed relatively constant?

Hi police, this guy is mudering the shit out of my coworker. Where? In the back of his white van with the windows blacked out. It's parked two blocks south of the store behind some bushes, he said he needed help with his crazy bread. Ha, crazy bread, I get it, anyway once she got back there that's when he started the mudering. Description? He's big, walks with a limp, I think he's a hockey player because he was waring a goalie mask, and he had an axe which we assumed was to cut the bread.

How freaky did Baywatch get?

That's a bad guy, if he ever comes back get his license plate and call the cops