DetectiveClownMD

Guess not

Thank you for explaining this! Jesus. I didn't want to look at the pictures because I Dont need to see some horrible shit but seriously if you are going to use slang let me know what the fuck you are talking about.

I thought bottling meant putting a bottle up your ass and it breaking...lol!

Thanks for sharing. This is the longest thing on reddit I've ever not skimmed over.

Do you critique obits or know when a writer like you wrote it? Oh and do you always read obits since you write them?

I picture you on vacation reading an obit and thinking "Ha, this is definitely hack work! Survived by!? Come on what is this 1999!?"

Fingered...bottled...it all makes sense right?