DetectiveClownMD

Guess not

Thank you for explaining this! Jesus. I didn't want to look at the pictures because I Dont need to see some horrible shit but seriously if you are going to use slang let me know what the fuck you are talking about.

I thought bottling meant putting a bottle up your ass and it breaking...lol!

Do you critique obits or know when a writer like you wrote it? Oh and do you always read obits since you write them?

I picture you on vacation reading an obit and thinking "Ha, this is definitely hack work! Survived by!? Come on what is this 1999!?"

Thanks for sharing. This is the longest thing on reddit I've ever not skimmed over.

Fingered...bottled...it all makes sense right?