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DetectiveClownMD378 karma

Guess not

DetectiveClownMD126 karma

Thank you for explaining this! Jesus. I didn't want to look at the pictures because I Dont need to see some horrible shit but seriously if you are going to use slang let me know what the fuck you are talking about.

I thought bottling meant putting a bottle up your ass and it breaking...lol!

DetectiveClownMD20 karma

Thanks for sharing. This is the longest thing on reddit I've ever not skimmed over.

DetectiveClownMD20 karma

Do you critique obits or know when a writer like you wrote it? Oh and do you always read obits since you write them?

I picture you on vacation reading an obit and thinking "Ha, this is definitely hack work! Survived by!? Come on what is this 1999!?"

DetectiveClownMD17 karma

Fingered...bottled...it all makes sense right?