Derothil

That in and of itself is art. Embrace your gifts awkward one!

Buddies don't throw shit on each other?! I've been doing it wrong this whole time...

Chunking! Happened to a friend of mine.

I used to work in a prison and I always marveled at the pure creativity some of those inmates had. There was one old guy who would make small models of aircraft out of paper and what have you, and another would make ridiculously detailed car models out of paper and bits of plastic. I'm talking, hoods, doors and trunks that would open, seemingly tediously done spoked rims, and the engine blocks... sweet babies that man had talent.

The minute you become complacent in the correctional environment is the day you either quit, get fired, or leave the unit on a gurney or in a body bag.