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DepressiveReverie24 karma

Hello President Supreme,

You have been president for a few years now and I have still not received my Identification pony, I am unable to leave my home without an ID pony and have run out of toothpaste months ago. This is really very urgent as I do not want to get in trouble or do the wrong thing, is it OK to leave the house without an ID pony in order to get necessary toothpaste and replacement toothbrushes? If not does mud work as toothpaste? I don't know what to do and am very scared of the dental police.