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Can I ask you a question? How does one become a janitor?

You wanna become a janitor?

No, I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor, because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.

Oh really? You guys think I’m just some untouchable peasant, a servant — peon? Huh? Maybe so. Following a broom around after shitheads like you, I’ve learned a couple of things. I look through your letters, look through your lockers; I listen to your conversations. I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends. (...) By the way, that clock’s 20 minutes fast.

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What’re you drinking?

I’m jealous, I have to go to work in a few hours.

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Title of your sex tape!

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I’m living in a country abroad and don’t fully know the language.

What kind of things can I do to ensure I have a stable mentality?

A couple notes:

  • I have 0 connection with family

  • I don’t have many friends because I’m kind of picky that way

  • I’m a homebody and introvert

  • I’m a ‘functioning’ alcoholic

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Hey Ethan! Thanks for the topless pic? Haha anyway on a scale of one to ten, how much pain/discomfort are you in?