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This is such an Abed statement. I love it.

Al Gore has the power of heart!

Now we know you're a true Redditor.

Mr. Z1nks and Mr. J1nks one day went to reddit.

They wanted info from a guy -

The guy was like, "Forget it!"

So Mr. Z1nks and Mr. J1nks had a conversation.

It involved the following:

Carrots Narwhals Bacon.

Not true. He may have encountered some corn... Or soybeans... Or corn...