DefinitelyRelephant

TIL cervical orgasms are a thing

I am baffled by this.

You will read the books. This is not up for debate.

Do you ever not play a completely awesome badass?

Has a better ring to it than "the power is distributed among millions and millions of people into tiny pieces who must combine to do anything of note".

I'm suddenly picturing the longest blacksploitation film soul brotha handshake of all time.

It takes about 10 minutes to complete.

And if you fuck up, you have to start over.

As you can probably imagine, in my head Freemason meetings take a long time.