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Defenestresque233 karma

Just counted and this man has posted 67 comments in four two hours on this AMA - with that kind of work ethic no wonder he invented ethernet.

Seriously, great AMA.

Defenestresque94 karma

I know you're making a funny, but the good news is OP's in the UK so he won't be getting a bill!

(Congrats on the surgery, OP. Glad to see you're in good spirits, though judging by your pupils that morphine probably's got something to do with it :)

Defenestresque76 karma

This question was answered somewhere in the IAMA Google Street View Driver AMA. I believe he said it was 6-12 months.

If you're waiting to be on Google Streetview just because you saw a Streetview car, you might be out of luck. The software is on 'pause' when driving to/from an area that needs to be mapped; you'll only show up if the driver was actively capturing data at the time.

Defenestresque62 karma

For those unaware: link.

Now, bear with me here.

First of all, as awesome as that sketch is, it's not a faithful representation of events.

Here, /u/DoubleDickDude, writes:

No, there was only one bed. I was riding the 2 cocks, the dudes under me were balls to balls. The girls were riding me facing each other, pussy to pussy and i was leaning back on my arms while the couple over me fucked and let me lick on her pussy, and suck on his dick while he fucked her

This alternate sketch (source) maybe closer to the truth.

Another sketch had the creator asking:

you guys sure that this all happened the same time? i can fit the two girls and guy/girl at the front, but where the hell are those two butt-guys are going to be? if you put up 2 guys for the ass, theres no possible way the 2 girl could "ride" him.. i don't get it

Which was replied to with:

Have the two guys sort of, scissoring, beneath him i guess?

Which DoubleDick confirmed as the correct interpretation.

It was confirmed again in response to this post:

What if the 2 guys were underneath him and he was using them as a human mattress?

Additionally, User /u/Akumetsu33 proposed this sketch here to which /u/DoubleDickDude replied

Closer! Wow... this is actually cracking me up... maybe i should sketch it? i dunno

It seems that /u/Bosticles described it best in his post:

A room full of people here just worked it out. dude laying on his back. OP is laying on his back on top of the other dude. The 2nd guy is kneeling at OPs ass end. That covers the double penetration. OP is on his back, so the girls going pussy to pussy can sit on him. Finally, because he's on his back, it leaves it open for the last people to have sex over him. nailed it.

To which /u/DoubleDickDude replied:

Close! the guys in my ass were both laying down balls to balls. Other than that, nailed it. lol

For those who wished for a 3D representation, /u/black_seahorse graced us with a paper model in this comment

Finally, /u/AWildEtchDisappeared made put in his own effort.

To conclude, I believe we can all agree with /u/McNeese when he wrote:

Holy shit. You know no one else has ever done this, right?

Like... like you're some sort of sexual Neil Armstrong

Defenestresque60 karma

Hey, so obviously this isn't your AMA but your comment really piqued my curiosity. What aspects of Swedish culture/society go against the expectations of the refugees?