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Do you work alone? If not, do you just have regular chitchat with your coworkers while working?

"Morning John, how's the wife?" -vacuums in 20 gallons of liquified Grandma- "Good, she's invited you for dinner tonight! -throws half a jaw into a biohazard bag-

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...aaaaaaaand now I look like a creep. :D