Decaf_Engineer

Whatever man, we know your junk's crooked.

This is completely off the wall, but would your slimmer palm be able to slip through a handcuff easily?

I would classify that as a superpower! Do you ever wish you could give someone the double bird?

WHAT?? Hold on......

Edit: oh shit oh shit oh shit!

I think it says a great deal about your organization that people are making career decisions to cater to the needs of a volunteer organization.