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Decabet657 karma

I know that your name is Don like in Donald but I'd be lying if I said I'm not reading this as Don Vultaggio as in the Don of an iced tea empire.

Decabet465 karma

Here’s what ya do. Ya get yourself a money clip. Now you can pick these up at any haberdashery. You keep a $50 bill in there and when a waxer confronts you say “you want my money go get it!” throw it and run the other way

Decabet83 karma

Real question: with flash freezing and all that, how many times would you say the fry is frozen overall?

Decabet44 karma

Its brie time, baby!

Decabet12 karma

Level with us: head-to-toe St. John's Bay?

That's what I'd do. Hashtag gangsta shit