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DeathByFarts187 karma

now THAT is a geeks comment.

Love it ..

DeathByFarts116 karma

My wife and I laughed out loud at the "bring me the implant table!" line.

The line actually was tray not table ... And while you may laugh at it , thats actually what the pre-packaged sterilized 'installation kit' is called , a tray.

While on the names of things , it's a pet peeve of mine , your son throws his processors ... not his implants. The implant is the part thats under his skin. What's on the outside is the processor.

DeathByFarts94 karma

More like "how many times do I have to lick your balls to get another one of my songs used on the show ?"

DeathByFarts18 karma

Most states do it the same way.

The difference is usually the 'expected' length of stay , not the actual amount served. Subtle , but important difference.

in NY , an 18 month sentence is 12 months expected. So thats jail.

You can serve the entire 18 month sentence in jail though.

DeathByFarts12 karma

not the OP .. but I did stay in a holiday in express last night.

Actually , it would be very unlikely that the tandem master would even attempt to cut away the student. First off , the links are not designed to be unlinked. Second , his/her thoughts are more focused on just getting a clean canopy above them. Its not like they have 5 minutes to do things. If the main fails , they likely only have 20 seconds before they go spat. Yes , if they do have a hook knife ( it would be rare that they would not carry one ) they could cut the 4 connecting points.

Also the skydiving world is pretty small. It would be VERY VERY VERY unlikely a TM that did that would ever work in skydiving again.