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Hey Tommy,

I was cleaning out my closet the other day and found this:

http://imgur.com/JSfRlGU

I had bought this with every intention to use the paper about 10 years ago but never found enough friends to contribute. I would love to see the doobie this thing could roll and I doubt I will ever find that drive again but I could think of no better person to pass it along to than you. So my question is simple, would you like me to send you it?

Note to self. Get job at ruths chris. Buy hundreds of gift cards at costco. Buy soda at said job, tip self $99, profit. Double reward, 5% cash back at Costco and Amex reward points. How are people not doing this already?