DeLaNope

I'm currently caring for a woman whose reconstructed jawbone is slowly rejecting. It's a painful mess. I'm glad you aren't having to deal with that sort of nonsense.

Any interesting crime related stories? The 24 hour McD's in my area quit being 24 hours for a bit, because too many drug deals were going down in the parkinglot

Classy

The scars add to your character, and take nothing away from you.

Misinformation AND a smug wink, nice.