DawgClaw

Oh my god this is exactly like the relationship I have with my girlfriend, except she never forgets, and I just pretend it never happened.

Upvote for forgetting something.

Upvote for using rudimentary statistics to describe the extent to which your memory is limited.

What kind of work around have you devised for internet passwords? What about verification services that require you to select a picture, is there an easy way for you to circumvent the need to recall those sort of things?

You: So, whenever you get a second, you can go to http://i.imgur.com/D9dO1B3.jpg and take a quick look at what I'm working with.

Nurse: This is sexual harassment.