DaveOsborne

It's revenge. Remember that next time you forget to tip your waiter.

He sounds like a tired and overused archetype.

Wow. This is my favourite question of the day, bar none. Here are my top three:

• You start a quest, but then have no memory of how you completed it. You have to work backwards through your own memory to figure out what occurred.
• An NPC is chasing a monster that eats through the walls between dimensions. She then gets stuck as a dimensional hole close in around her. You have to hop from dimension to dimension looking for her backside to give it a push.
• You start a quest against a mad wizard who removes all your ingame interfaces. You have to start a quest to win them back, one by one.

We're playing around with our mod tools, giving you funny hats and big feet that only we can see. We're trolling you and you don't know it.

Sure, I'll swap you for a full Breaking Bad boxset