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Dariendesigns3066 karma

You never know how close you got to being caught, my last robbery was a hairy getaway, I didn't get caught at the store but I did later with good police work.

Dariendesigns2691 karma

And then in the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms? I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada? I don't trust her? Besides, I like the cold? Thirty years later, I get a postcard? I have a son and he's the chief of police? This is where the story gets interesting? I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero? She's been waiting for me all these years? She's never taken another lover? I don't care? I don't show up? I go to Berlin? That's where I stashed the chandelier you mean?

Dariendesigns2539 karma

LOL

Dariendesigns2333 karma

People seem to think I stole their time the last time I did this.

Dariendesigns2160 karma

Depending on what it is, you get about 30%