Dangerpaladin

You could totaly fuck that

- all of his friends.

This appeals to my Frankenstein's monster fetish.

so if the guy is bigger than 4 inches, there's going to be problems.

Well I'm sure there are plenty of redditers in here that have the proper tools for the task.

Its not a fetish if everyone agrees on it.

Situation: I'm the last passenger in the plane all the other flight attendants and pilots are gone. My seatbelt is stuck and i need some help getting it off. Would you...?

A. Suggest maybe taking off my pants would help. Undo them and preform fellatio on my now exposed member.

B. Call another attendant over and in the struggle both of your blouses come undone and you start making passionate love to each other on my lap.

C. Suggest I stop watching so much porn because it is giving me unrealistic expectations of mundane situations.