DamnFineHat

"Hey, Paul, do your fair share, we're cleaning up!"

"I don't wanna---"

"THAT IS AN ORDER FROM BARNEY HIMSELF, YOU SLUG! SNAP TO!"

Here, we see the Male Human - Classification 'DudeBro' - attempting to court the Female. Listen carefully, and over the sounds of this packed nightclub, you might be able to make out his gentle mating call.

"DEE-TEE-EFFFFFFF? DEE-TEE-EFFFFFFF?"

Majestic. Truly majestic.

"JUH-JUH-JUH-GENTLEMEN! WONCHAPLEASE TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO THE CENTER STAGE AND FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE VERY SULTRY THUMBS OF...JESS-I-KUUUH!"

I would tag the decision page and then go down one path, and then go back to the decision and do the other!

But...but that's cheating!

This is a man who knows what he is about and is not afraid to tell you.