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O butter,

Which art from Arkansas,

Skippy be thy name.

Thy jar-eth come

Thy spread be done

On bread, even if leaven.

Give us this day our daily breakfast,

and deliver us our protein.

For thine is the Teddie,

the flavor, and condiment

For ever and ever.

With jam.

EDIT: WOW :D Thanks for the gold, stranger! I will treasure it and its shiny powers. :o

EDIT2: I get ANOTHER month while writing the first thank you? Wow. Love and peanut butter to you all. <3

EDIT3: Another month during another thank you? Seriously? What. Um. Wow. Eating peanut butter for 22 years has finally paid off. Thank you. Seriously.

EDIT4: ...can I turn this into real money? xD THANK YOU KIND STRANGERS.

EDIT5: 5th one received this morning. Wow. Thank you so much, all you awesome people. I'll be sure to pay this forward. :)

http://ktla.com/2015/10/07/steve-o-sentenced-to-30-days-in-jail-banned-from-hollywood-in-crane-stunt/

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Raise your Carlsens ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

D'aww.

Here's a decent picture of it:

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/85/60/3c/85603c5e5532bb4258ab7bda8e14fc91.jpg