Dad_Jokes_Incoming

A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender 'I'll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you'.

'Sure thing' the bartender replies and asks 'but whats with the big pause?'

The panda holds up his hands and says 'I was born with them'

What’s the heaviest soup in Asia? One ton.

Why does it take longer to get from 2nd to 3rd base, than it does to get from 1st to 2nd base? Because there's a Shortstop in between!