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D_W_Hunter312 karma

Your copy pasta has suffered over the last several AMAs.. here's a formatted version, feel free to steal and use in the future.

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Here's some basics to get you started:

  • Dollar for dollar, a bagged vacuum, when compared to a bagless, will almost always:
    1. Perform better (Actual quality of cleaning).
    2. Be in service for much longer.
    3. Cost less to repair and maintain (Often including consumables).
    4. Filter your air better.

Virtually every vacuum professional in the business chooses a bagged vacuum for their homes, because we know what quality is.

  • Things you should do to maintain your vac, regularly:

    1. Clear your brush roller/agitator of hair and fibers. Clear the bearing caps as well, if possible. (monthly)
    2. Change your belts before they break. This is important to maintain proper tension against the agitator. (~ yearly for "stretch" belts)
    3. Never use soap when washing any parts of your vacuum, including the outer bag, duct system, agitator, filters, etc. Soap attracts dirt, and is difficult to rinse away thoroughly.
  • Types of vacs:

    1. Generally, canister vacs are quieter and more versatile than uprights are. They offer better filtration, long lifespans, and ease of use. They handle bare floors best, and work with rugs and carpets, as well.
    2. Upright vacuums are used mostly for homes that are entirely carpeted. Many have very powerful motors, great accessories, and are available in a couple of different motor styles. Nothing cleans shag carpeting like the right upright.
    3. Bagless vacs are available in a few different styles. They rely on filters and a variety of aerodynamic methods to separate the dirt from the air. In general, these machines do not clean or filter as well as bagged vacuums. They suffer from a loss of suction, and tend to clog repeatedly, if the filters are not cleaned or replaced often.
    4. Bagged vacuums use a disposable bag to collect debris, which acts as your primary filter, before the air reaches the motor, and is replaced when you fill it. Because this first filter is changed, regularly, bagged vacuums tend to provide stronger, more consistent suction. My last, best piece of advice is to approach a vacuum, like any appliance; Budget for the best one you can get. Buy one with idea you will maintain it, and use it for many years.

And, for the love of Dog, do not buy from late-night infomercials or door-to-door salesmen! Stay out of the big-box stores, and visit your local professional who actually knows what they're talking about.

D_W_Hunter11 karma

your objective now is to outlast this calendar so you can complain to the author that they misjudged the date of your death.

D_W_Hunter5 karma

Hi Caitlin!

What do you know about Promession and whether it's actually become a viable way of turning your dead body into compost without burning or caustic chemical baths?

D_W_Hunter1 karma

I you're ordering during a slow time, find out if there's a particular order or language you could be using when ordering that makes it easier for the person making your order to remember your complications.

When I was hitting caribou every morning my order would be messed up 2 days out of 5 some weeks. Then I asked during a dead time and basically learned to order it in the sequence they put it into the register.