DTX120

She gave birth to a perfectly healthy ukulele.

Do you have stock dick pics that you use to send to people? Surely you don't use your own.

This. I'm in my late 20's and thin, and I could probably eat 2 large pizzas in a quarter of that time.

O_O This has me wondering what the rest of that woman's day was like...

What can the small but loyal crowd that these types of theaters usually attract do to help in such situations?