DOPE_AS_FUCK_COOK

God damn it I really hate America more and more every day.

I solved a rubiks cube for a customer. And one time as a joke I put a picture of a baby on my desk in a frame, my manager wasn't too happy about that one, then I got a customer, forgot about the framed picture and she ended up buying a car and asking about the baby. I couldn't help but to respond yes that is my baby, and then cringe. Somehow I played it off, made up a key & peele name for the baby and the whole 9 yards. RIP Baby Picture

Bruh, what in the fuck did I just read?

/r/karmaconspiracy

Now it was about that time I realized this AMA was sixteen stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleolithic era.