DMoogle

(Sean Connery accent): I just wanted to say... I'm a huge admirer of your work. Please accept this bag of money and this get-out-of-jail free card as a token of my appreciation... although I'm sure you have plenty at home! Ohohohoho...

I appreciate that you answered this fairly straightforwardly. Way too many people do AMAs and give BS answers here if at all.

For whatever it's worth, I had similar shitty experiences at my local Giant shortly after COVID, but they're a lot more consistently good now.

Probably still a huge YMMV though.

Almost certainly, but this is still pretty hilarious.