DJPizzaBagel

If he writes an autobiography and doesn't choose one of these three smell combinations as the title, I will be sorely disappointed

Of course, don't you?

/u/anal-hurts

Oh... never mind

It's a Willy Wonkonspiracy!

I bet you were happy when he started to suck

He's extremely average size, obviously.

^{Why am I talking about cartoon horse dongs?}