DEDmeat

I bounced in a strip club in college and quit after a particularly violent rumble with a marine who I caught masturbating at the bar. What's been the most violent encounter you've seen in your club and what kind of back ground are you looking for in your security staff? I got the job because I was big and had experience bouncing, but I had never dealt with someone who actually knew how to fight like that on the job.

Question! Do you like...Penicillin on your pizza?

Yeah, no one wants to remake Gremlins, but they're gonna do Plan 9 from Outer Space. Does that seem right to you?

DEATH TO FALSE METAL!!!!!

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