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DAVENP0RT436 karma

BRB, getting my doctorate in astrophysics and oenology.

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  3. Right-click, select "Search Google for '<word or phrase>'"
  4. ???
  5. Profit

DAVENP0RT112 karma

As a non-smoker, I had no idea there were that many types of weed. Also, did someone actually make Strawberry Cough or did they just copy the name from Children of Men?

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"I put a dollar in, I got a car. Put a dollar in, got a car. Put a dollar in, got a car. Put a dollar in, got a car..."

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"OH MY GOD, you have a HUGE scar on your face!!!"

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