D3ADGUY

I saw the video of you letting that kid play on stage. Radical of you to do that.

I was quarantined after being exposed to anthrax when I was in the military. I didnt think they still did stuff like that. Then shortly before I deployed I was given a smallpox vaccine by a corpsman who didnt read my paperwork and see that I had someone under 6 months living in my house. He gave me the shot and then realized he made a mistake, so I got locked up in the barracks for a week. You should be ok.

It was clear to the rest of the docs on site that were giving the vaccines that if you had infants/toddlers at home you couldnt get the shot, the dude didnt read my chart. There were a bunch of Marines standing in line to get it and he was sticking them all. He got in big trouble for that because I wasn't the only one who wasn't supposed to get it. The base medical head honcho called my wife to apologize. I was stuck in a shitty vagrant barracks room for a week by myself. Best sleep I ever got.