D-Ballz

I mean... Game of Thrones has led me to wonder if a dwarf has a dwarf sized penis, or if it is normal sized... But if you would rather not answer that, then that is fine.

I mean, i'd assume with it being soft tissue then it would be unaffected by your physical size, so it would be of a comparable size to an average penis. Am i right on this?

Again, if you would rather not answer that's fine. Sorry.

Hello Dan. We all know that you're a massive, massive nerd. And that's great. Many of us here are probably also massive nerds. I know I am. This is probably less of a question and more of a "have you heard of these guys" but I heard about a band called Kirby Krackle who make comic book music and I thought you might be interested, you should check them out. If you haven't already heard of them.

Also, as an actual question... If there was to be a fight to the death between all the Cracked columnists, who do you think would win?