Cunthead

With the current trend of hipsters sporting facial hair that would shame a hobo id strongly suggest stache/beard wax.

Shits simple to make, it's all in the marketing. Spout some rubbish that the bees were raised on only the purist of craft beers and sedated with hemp smoke and ukulele music.

I didn't think eBay allowed for the sale of human body parts. I remember seeing the other week some dickhead trying to auction off his wisdom teeth or something and they shut it down.

Do you come with the car?

It's just not cricket. Keep your soccer off our MCG. You better not fuck up our footy season.

Sincerely,

A convict.

It's kind of annoying that people have taken to atheism with such a hard on that agnosticism is overlooked. That fucking Richard Dawkins had a massive hand in it. Shits on agnostics for fence sitting then comes up with some retarded justification for why his agnosticism is 'pretty much atheism'. Fucking hack move that, all to appear edgy.