CummingOnKittens

Badger just made a joke about my username. Take that the rest of reddit.

Fascinating!

Which foot do you start with when putting on your socks?

Veora, staring at the computer, slowly slid his hand down his body to his crotch. The woman on the screen began to moan as did Veora. He slowly pulled his zipper down then unbuttoned his pants. Veora's penis began to pulsate upwards toward the sky as he applied hand moisturizer on his warm palms. After the moisturizer was evenly spread over his hands he began to run his palm up and down the shaft of his penis occasionally rubbing the head. Beads of sweat began to accumulate on his chest as Veora began to speed up the pumping. The silence of the house was replaced with moans and grunts. Veora was pumping furiously by this point and let out a final scream as the feeling of pure ecstacy pulsated through his body. Veora sat in the pleasure of the moment that was followed by a feeling of emptyness. Veora, covered with millions of his children, walked to the kitchen and grabbed a Hot Pocket, put it in the microwave, then left the room to go cry himself to sleep. The Hot Pocket still sits in the microwave...