Cubidomum

Oh man, one time I ordered a pizza drunk and passed out immediately afterward. I was super embarrassed when my roommate the next day was like dude...I paid for your pizza. Does it happen often?

I almost always tip $4 or 5. I feel much better about myself now. I just can't bring myself to tip like my friends do. They normally give $1 or 2 and it just seems so 1990s to me.