Crombinator

My question is for Patrick. When am I allowed to tell people this is my true story? I mean my name is Dave, an alien probing did untold damage to my anus, and my secret plan saved the world! And a comment for Peter. You are very believable as the alien, I actually had flashbacks to the real events when I saw you. Are you sure you aren't really my alien abductor? Damn.., I guess that was a comment AND a question.

Hodor? Hodor!

He already pranced around in tight speedos, and killed off a case of beer. How much lower can you go?!?